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You may have seen him on the silver screen but let me tell you, the Fokkers are alive and kicking and numerous here in the Netherlands! Which brings me to the title and essential thesis of this entry: Dutch people like names that sound down-right ridiculous in English. I pity the innocent Dutch child that grows up in the farming fields of Friesland, and then decides to spread their wings Ironic the hypocrisy looking forlady friends start a life in an anglophone country, named: Aart van de Vaart.

Call me juvenile, but you cannot disagree that many a Dutch name sound simply silly in English. Yes, these names may work very well in the lowlands, but something is definitely lost in translation. Your Dutch parents named you what?!

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Now, all of this may be terribly amusing to non-Dutch people. What is wrong with Seeking mature nude men woman name Joost?! A perfectly good name, toch? How does one explain my perpetually cranky neighbour Meneer Zonderkop Mr. Without Head or my colleague Mevrouw Naaktgeboren Mrs. You really have to ask how that name came about? In the time that Napoleon ruled the Netherlands a lot of Dutch didnt really have a last name or something like the son of name Klaaszoon, Janzoon So every Dutchy was obliged to pick a surname and register it.

A lot of us didnt take it seriously and took the most silly names to screw with Napoleon or they thought it would all blow friene.

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Haha but it didnt. Agree — this is the story I heard. Zeepvat translates into Soapbarrel btw. And Eikel into Acorn. Acorn isnt a curseword in English but the Dutch word is. Volkje… Oh my, how she must have resented her parents when on this trip. I would have to agree with her, good choice. My name is Folkje, but I go by Fonnie. Interracial relationship wanted live in Canada, so no I will not be called Folkje…….

Well apparently that is really more of a very widespread myth.

Most dutchies already had a proper surname by then, although not necessarily registered anywhere, or written down in any way. This is not totatlly true.

Many people in the southern en western parts of the Netherlands did have surnames griend Napoleon ruled. Most people in the northern parts did not have surnames.

It was crazy how much the original name changed to become Van Ornum. The name kept morphing even after it got to America. It was also surprising to find Frisian ancestor with the last name of Fonda.

Dan ; I think Silly is right. A book about irish immigration to America. There Companionship with 40 woman any race body type a story about immigrants standing on line at the immigration desk just coming of the ship.

Some of them were not able to write. When asked for their namesthe immigration clerks sometimes had to register their names the way the immigrant to be pronounced it. My mother told me that some people simply chose their occupation when they had to register a last name ie Koetsier, Bouwmeester,Winkleman; or also the place where they lived Vandenheuvel, Vandenberg, Zonneveld.

Many people from Lower Saxony in the North of Germany emigrated to other parts of the world because there was no work after the 2 great wars. It sounds like they were nobility, whose childrenwere always well-schooled and sent to university. So certainly they would not have wanted to stick around and be jobless. There is a lot of oil in the ground around Twist, so they might have been able to sell their land to the state, to pay for their ship tickets and a start on the other side of the ocean.

Twist is a village just over the border with Drenthe Nethfrland Germany. My last name is Pieper, which amuses Dutch people endlessly. The meaning is taken as potato or whiner. Twist is a place in Germany, just across the border near Emmen.

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So van Twist is a probably a common surname stating where the original bearer came from. Lex Hard-ing does not mean hard thing at all; it has only 1 d. Juvenile, the author asks. There are plenty of English guys called Dick or shortened to Dick sometimes sort for Richard…wtf. Seriously, names do not translate, nor should they be. They had a good go though!

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My first name has been an issue living in the UK for 20yrs, anything from Miakka to Mickey and Mikey. My Dutch first name is Stans…impossible to say properly in English and I Bqd had to explain it. Friends and married into family called me Stan or Stanley.

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I love-Dirk van den Broek! I Netherlland, in this case, broek refers to the type of forest, broek is a wet forest located near rivers, etc. When i was a cusomer care reprenstative, i had Middletown girls pussey pleasure of talking to mrs or miss pijpers.

Emma, een pijper is a piper, playing the flute.

The rattenvanger van Hameln was a piper. My daughter married a Kok! We thought that was so funny!! Sorry but Dick van Dyke was born in the US. However his father came from The Netherlands. Goedkoop cheapvan de Kloot from the ballsPijpers a family of people who like to give blow jobs. All family friends, all people who called my house when I was little.

I was raised in the Guyys so I was very confused when they call. The Dutch name Pijper has nothing to do with giving head.

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A pijper was either a musician piper or flute player or a plumber someone who laid pipes. Klootwijk is a village on a hill. Klote and naar de kloten means sucks and waisted and the later also means balls.

Klootzak or balzak is Ball sack but the first commonly used als a swear word which means as much as bastard. The Dutch find certain Loooing names funny, too.

You can guess as it is a common English word too to refer to female parts lol. We also have Haasbroek rabbit pants which sound funny, but rabbit fur is quite soft and I would lkoking luxurious.

De Kok, De Koker etc etc.

As for the swearword surnames, remember that people use euphemisms to speak of things so it is possible to call a ball a kloot. This is what makes a language grow! Ghizlan, Majdouline, Pooja, Nurgul, and I can go on….

So what name is worse? The most funny one acourding to a competition by a dutch radiostation 3FM is still Fokje Modder Fok do I have to explain? My mother happens to be a teacher to this Fokje Modder at the Groningen Verloskunde opleiding. I kid you not. Wijnand Fockinck Wine and Fucking….

Always a hit with Brit stag-parties……. I was 8 years old when I Ferdinand-IN free adult dating to Friesland with my parents and was introduced to my Tante Fokje sounds like fuk-ya and Tante Sjitske sounds like shits-ka.

I had never been so shocked in Netherland Bad Konig fucking sex girls hey guys looking for a friend to kick it with life, I thought my mother never swore. My sixteen year old sister just about died trying to not laugh.

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In German Mutter is Mother. Modder Gat is a place in Friesland and translates to mud hole.

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Im Australian and have been working for a Dutch company here in Aus for the past two years so I dont find any of these names to be strange or funny and…. I do have a few expat colleagues with exceptionally cool surnames too….

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Loving this blog though, as one expat colleague became my boyfriend a while back and has asked me to go iy live with him in NL. Needless to say Im now paying far more attention to the oddicies of my strong group of Dutch colleagues! My surname is Van het Groenewoud, which means something like: I have 2 colleagues who have Storm and De Wolf as a surname.

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Always thought those were very cool. And a Dutch colleague whose first name is Lucifer, which appearantly means match stick in Dutch, or something like dawn or first light in Latin.